Introducing Broomhilda, Resident Columnist, and everyone’s favorite “Agony Aunt”

Dear Friends,

My name is Broomhilda, and I am here to help. I have vast years of experience under my hat, and have been invited to this wonderful website to answer your monster related questions. I have had an influx of queries recently, and it seems many of you are not sure how to deal with your unusual loved ones, even if you happen to be one yourself. This is where I come in.

For the month of August, I will be answering questions relating to zombies, werewolves, swamp creatures, vampires and more. But from what I’ve been sent already, it seems there might be many others who need my help!

If you do have a question – if you have a friend, neighbour, sibling, parent, lover who seems more than human, then please get in touch. I admit, I am not the best with technology, so send the questions to the Dead Head Reviews team and they will pass them to me. If I can fit you in for August, I will do my best to do so, but please understand it sometimes takes me a while to type out these responses. 

If not, well, I guess I’ll have to hope that Ellen, Patrick and Elle are kind enough to host me again in the future, so I can answer all your questions.

I have a long time, my dears. I have seen many strange and wonderous things and in my own way, have also been part of some of them. I can help you tame the werewolf in your life, get under the wraps of the mummy you adore, give you tips on how to care for children who have swallowed an invisibility potion.

Send me your questions, and let me help you on this strange journey we call life.

Yours, 

Broomhilda

Please send any questions for Broomhilda’s Agony Aunt column to BroomhildaVitch813@gmail.com with the subject line Questions for Broomhilda.